What In The Flock Is Going On?

There’s a whole lot of flocking going on in the county, apparently the cardinals minor league baseball team, of the Lunenburg County youth baseball league, has spent this entirely too long winter training flocks of flamingos to roost in peoples yards until a ransom is paid. Apparently these flamingos are very territorial, and will continue to roost in the victims yard until removed and relocated by highly trained flamingo wranglers, use caution when near these as they have large beaks and razor sharp talons, capable of tearing the flesh off of small fish and frogs. If you do have an infestation, I’d highly recommend having the trained flamingo wranglers of Lunenburg County Youth Baseball  relocate them as soon as possible, because the last thing you want is a yard full of Flamingo poop.